Apr 13
bored
just sitting here in science with people that are friends of the bestest and im super bored!
Feb 12
messin wit mommy!
i asked my mom “how did i become? MOM: you really want to down this road again? ME: yes. MOM: I didn’t wear a condom with your daddy. ME: really i didnt know they had condoms back in the back of cars now! MOM: God you are to much like me you little minion! ME: Why yes I am you Magesty! :D reblog if you thought this was funny! (ps I havent had sex yet so dont get the wrong message! pervert ;)
